One Does Not Simply... | Delft Blue Ceramic Tile
£19.99
Boromir's raised hand and grave warning — "one does not simply walk into Mordor" — has outlived its film scene to become internet shorthand for any task that's harder than it looks, and it takes surprisingly well to an Indigo-and-Ivory white Delft style design. The furrowed brow and outstretched palm translate into fine blue linework against a clean white ground, giving a modern meme the air of a Renaissance portrait.
- Craftsmanship: Professionally printed with advanced UV-cured technology for a deep, high-gloss finish and a luxurious, tactile surface.
- Versatility: A knowing gift for Tolkien devotees, film buffs and anyone who has ever underestimated a project — and an unexpectedly witty accent above a desk, in a home office, or wherever quests are undertaken.
- Durability: Durable, water-resistant, and UV-protected. Years of use, provided they are shielded from prolonged, direct harsh elements.
- Dimensions: SMALL: 108mm x 108mm MEDIUM: 150mm x 150mm LARGE: 200mm x 200mm
All of our items are made-to order in our UK studio and so the following delivery times include the production of your item(s):
Standard UK (FREE)
- Handling Time: 3–4 business days
- Transit Time: 2–3 business days
Total: 5–7 business days
Tracked Delivery UK (£3.99)
- Handling Time: 1–2 business days
- Transit Time: 2 business days
Total: 3-4 business days
Rush Delivery UK (£8.99)
- Handling Time: 1 business day
- Transit Time: 1 business day
Total: 1–2 business days
For worldwide delivery details, please see our delivery page here